This week on my American Horror Story recap, it feels like I just reported the ridiculous stuff that happened. I’m okay with that.

“American Horror Story” Stick Figure Recap: Welcome to Briarcliff. My recaps are back! They’re just as polished and refined as you remember them.

“American Horror Story” Stick Figure Recap: Welcome to Briarcliff. My recaps are back! They’re just as polished and refined as you remember them.

"Does This Holy Blood Taste Bad Or Is It Just Me?" — my facebook feed recap of the True Blood finale for Queerty.

"Does This Holy Blood Taste Bad Or Is It Just Me?" — my facebook feed recap of the True Blood finale for Queerty.

Using lots of filters for this week’s recap of True Blood: "Lilith Chooses You—And You, And You And You!"

Using lots of filters for this week’s recap of True Blood"Lilith Chooses You—And You, And You And You!"

"Gone to Meet One’s Maker" - A recap of last night’s True Blood in text message format.

"Gone to Meet One’s Maker" - A recap of last night’s True Blood in text message format.

"…I’m glad Melissa showed us that she has the most talent for smothering models with yards and yards of fabric."
-Project Runway Recap for Queerty

"…I’m glad Melissa showed us that she has the most talent for smothering models with yards and yards of fabric."

-Project Runway Recap for Queerty

For some reason, I've watched every season of Project Runway?

My recap for True Blood is a fashion report.

My recap for True Blood is a fashion report.

This week at Queerty, the recap roulette for True Blood lands on charts and graphs.

This week at Queerty, the recap roulette for True Blood lands on charts and graphs.

My recap of True Blood for Queerty is done with stick figures because I am serious writer.

My recap of True Blood for Queerty is done with stick figures because I am serious writer.